Adventures in Mario Land

He jus’ don’t care…

“I say that I play all my season is…is shit. Can I say that?” Naturally, Mario shows little respect for the watershed.

Man of the Match? FA Cup? No sweat.

Nobody - and I mean NOBODY - messes with Super Mario. Not even VK.

“What is his name? I don’t know him.”

Mario (right) and his brother Enoch before becoming international purveyors of wummage.

Mario gets involved at the Royal Wedding.

The First Rule of Mario